Baby bunnies look like old Kung Fu masters
MFs in movies will have all this on the kitchen table just to take one sip of OJ then say “okay i’m off to school now”
Give this kid an A+
*sliced bread was invented in 1928*
*sandwiches before 1928*
I laughed way too hard at this 😂
This Polar Bear is my spirit animal
My roommate is 3 days younger than me so ive gotten in the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 3 days ago
Now we know..
The name CONstitution sounds so negative. Since ‘pro’ is the opposite of ‘con’ we should call it prosti….. oh wait.