*sliced bread was invented in 1928*
*sandwiches before 1928*
I laughed way too hard at this 😂
This Polar Bear is my spirit animal
My roommate is 3 days younger than me so ive gotten in the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 3 days ago
Now we know..
The name CONstitution sounds so negative. Since ‘pro’ is the opposite of ‘con’ we should call it prosti….. oh wait.
I farted while lifting a heavy object today. It was very embarrassing. I had to apologize to the man at the next urinal.
Lord please give me patience, because if you give me strength I may just beat someone to death.
Siri is the only girl that answers my questions without having to ask why..