@CauseWereGuys

MFs in movies will have all this on the kitchen table just to take one sip of OJ then say “okay i’m off to school now”

@CauseWereGuys

My roommate is 3 days younger than me so ive gotten in the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 3 days ago

@CauseWereGuys

The name CONstitution sounds so negative. Since ‘pro’ is the opposite of ‘con’ we should call it prosti….. oh wait.