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@CelebrityGaucho : Mormon cats have 9 wives.
@CelebrityGaucho: I want a car horn that shouts obscenities.
@CelebrityGaucho: [Spelling bee, to clench victory]
"O,P... (hesitates) A,W,E,S,O,M,E."
(Opossum judges whispering for a bit)