Boss pissed me off at work today
Might microwave a tuna sandwich and leave early
Dentist: So when was the last time you flossed?
Him: Dude you were there
Many many moons ago:
Teacher: Well 75% of you passed math exams and will not have to go to summer school this year
Me from the back: “YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 45% OF US”
The bad news is, I accidentally took the wrong medications this morning
The good news: Guess who is now protected from fleas and heartworms for the next 3 months?