@Chicken_Hawk38

Just saw a Christmas tree drive by with a Smart Car strapped to the bottom of it.

@Chicken_Hawk38

I only had one beer Cupcake

Can i call you Cupcake?

No??

Okay, I only had one beer Officer.

@Chicken_Hawk38

I just made my Chiropractor’s day by calling him Doctor in front of his mom.

@Chicken_Hawk38

All i’m saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first.