Just saw a Christmas tree drive by with a Smart Car strapped to the bottom of it.
I only had one beer Cupcake
Can i call you Cupcake?
Okay, I only had one beer Officer.
I just made my Chiropractor’s day by calling him Doctor in front of his mom.
Microwaves should have a “Pfft” button.
All i’m saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first.