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@ChrisIsJoking : My dog acts like he's always auditioning to be my best friend. I'm like "Dude, you already got the part...you can relax."

@ChrisIsJoking: Overheard this guy say "I can skin a deer in 20 min, but I still can't hula hoop." Not sure why he thinks those skills would be transferable

@ChrisIsJoking: It's weird they report fantasy football during Sports Center. That's like the local news telling us how your SimCity is doing.