My dog acts like he’s always auditioning to be my best friend. I’m like “Dude, you already got the part…you can relax.”
Overheard this guy say “I can skin a deer in 20 min, but I still can’t hula hoop.” Not sure why he thinks those skills would be transferable
It’s weird they report fantasy football during Sports Center. That’s like the local news telling us how your SimCity is doing.