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@Chyld : Dear North Carolina, if you let guys marry each other, you'll have more available women in your family to date!
@Chyld: I want to open a pizza shop called "Cheesus Crust!" Our slogan will be: "Heavenly ingredients, served hot as Hell." -or- "Crust has risen."