@CindyMeakin

Well, I’m going to take a hot shower. Its like a regular shower, but with me in it.

@CindyMeakin

What did the boy with no hands get for christmas?

Gloves!

Just kidding, I don’t know what he got. He hasn’t opened it yet.

@CindyMeakin

<—- Wonders if aliens just call their ride a FO instead of UFO.

@CindyMeakin

I’m just a girl, standing in my kitchen, forgetting what I came in here for.