Bahaha. Loving the support, maybe we’ll get this handled.
Pro tip: when you have a drug test and they tell you to go to the bathroom in the cup, that means PEE. Always.
Out of all the gruesome noises coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most troubling.
If I were a waitress, I’d be planting fake engagement rings in every girl’s food, just to see their boyfriends panic.
If you don’t open your mouth when you yawn, you’re a monster. I’m serious. Let that demon go. You’re freaking everybody out.
I don’t care if you stop reading after 80 characters. I’m using all 140, even if what I say makes no sense at all. Oh also, your mom’s a who