@ColIegeStudent

18-22 is a confusing age. I got friends getting married, some in prison, and some still have to ask their parents to stay out past curfew.

@ColIegeStudent

Funny how our parents used to tell us not to talk to strangers online but now that’s the only way to make friends at school

@ColIegeStudent

College is like a Dora the Explorer episode; your professor asks a question, stares at you and then answers their own question.

@ColIegeStudent

High school teachers: “Your college profs aren’t going to be as lenient as we are.”

College profs: “Sorry I’m late I didn’t want to come.”

@ColIegeStudent

using microsoft word

*moves an image 1 mm to the left*

all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens.

@ColIegeStudent

18-22 is a confusing age. I got friends getting married, some in prison, and some still have to ask their parents to stay out past curfew.