@Conchvegas1

It was suggested I gargle salt water to ease gum pain. Found potato chips works just as well. Salt is salt

@Conchvegas1

Hell, it’s the 70s all over again. Cheap gas, shaggy hair and no where to go

@Conchvegas1

[ Dracula opens freezer ]

Her: What are you doing with my tampons?

Dracula: Making popsicles