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Page of CoreyKeyz's best tweets

@CoreyKeyz : Buying a girl drinks at the bar is played out. You gotta send a pizza & a basket of wings to her table

@CoreyKeyz: Don't bring up something I said 30 minutes ago. I'm a different person, I've changed since then.

@CoreyKeyz: You got 30 minutes to text me back or I'm breaking into your house & responding to myself.

@CoreyKeyz: Valentine's Day makes me realize how single I really am. But I'm still gonna sleep like a baby knowing I'm not getting cheated on.