R.I.P. Wile E. Coyote
Someone that works at this Costco is REALLY just inviting chaos …
To be clear, I’ll take a $1400 check from anybody. It doesn’t just have to be the government.
I guess my package was delivered by Disney animals
I just found my new favorite conspiracy theory …
Remember when our biggest fear in 2019 was lettuce?
“I FIXED IT!”
I hate it when I think that there’s an open parking space and then I have to run over a motorcycle …
When my new neighbor dies, I’m going to hire the same tree removal service he has outside my window right now to work during his burial.
Halloween is without question the easiest time of year to kill somebody and just leave their body decomposing on your porch for a month