@CornerPubRon

To be clear, I’ll take a $1400 check from anybody. It doesn’t just have to be the government.

@CornerPubRon

I hate it when I think that there’s an open parking space and then I have to run over a motorcycle …

@CornerPubRon

When my new neighbor dies, I’m going to hire the same tree removal service he has outside my window right now to work during his burial.

@CornerPubRon

Halloween is without question the easiest time of year to kill somebody and just leave their body decomposing on your porch for a month