When my new neighbor dies, I’m going to hire the same tree removal service he has outside my window right now to work during his burial.
Halloween is without question the easiest time of year to kill somebody and just leave their body decomposing on your porch for a month
My computer is frozen. Unfortunately it looks like moving my mouse around in circles did absolutely nothing to fix the problem.
After years of intense research, I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is actually the cremated remains of all my other socks.