Due to market uncertainty my wife asked if we should move around our money and I agreed.
I jiggled the change in my pocket.
What ever happened to simple filters like Black and white or Sepia? Now I need to choose from Funfetti Hufflepuff or Pixie Rave Donkey Punch.
Ya remember when arguing with people on the internet was fun?
Yea. Me nether.
Now I know why women like guys with big hands…. so they can’t eat all the Pringles.
Well played ladies, well played.
Apparently I have an on again off again relationship with reality. I just can never tell which one.
*changes the spelling of ‘team’ to ‘teaim’*
Well that’s one problem everyone talks about fixed.
You must first feel comfortable in someone else’s skin before you can feel comfortable in your own.
Not to brag but I just completed my resolution from 1987.
*correctly programs VCR*
If you ever find a partially eaten grilled cheese sandwich at my house call the police.
My Car would not run, neighbor said it was a problem with the stringy thing..Took it to a Quantum Mechanic and he disagreed w string theory