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I just took the Christmas tree down. Gonna dye Easter eggs this afternoon.

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My annual evaluation was today at work.
I’ll be riding this “exceeds expectations” high for weeks.

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Since I got my iPhone eleventeen last week I have taken about 47 screenshots of my Home Screen just trying to turn the gd thing off.

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*splashes water on my face*
*looks up, squinting into the mirror in front of me*
My socks are now soaked. They don’t mention that in the
Neutrogena commercials.

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I started taking Metamucil today in case you’re looking for a regular hero.

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If there’s cake in the fridge, the fridge becomes a medicine cabinet.
I don’t make the rules.