I just took the Christmas tree down. Gonna dye Easter eggs this afternoon.
My annual evaluation was today at work.
I’ll be riding this “exceeds expectations” high for weeks.
I paid a mime good money for a box and now I can’t find it.
Since I got my iPhone eleventeen last week I have taken about 47 screenshots of my Home Screen just trying to turn the gd thing off.
I had three cabbage rolls before bed. No need for an alarm clock.
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*splashes water on my face*
*looks up, squinting into the mirror in front of me*
My socks are now soaked. They don’t mention that in the
I started taking Metamucil today in case you’re looking for a regular hero.
I won $2 on the lottery last night so please, hold my calls.
If there’s cake in the fridge, the fridge becomes a medicine cabinet.
I don’t make the rules.