@CruisinSoozan

Once in my life I’d like a password or username prompt to be all, “Shit you’ve almost got it. You’re getting closer.”

@CruisinSoozan

Parents having a difficult time home schooling their kids – I really feel for you. Nothing could have prevented this. Well, except condoms probably.

@CruisinSoozan

I just hid a big bag of Easter peanut butter cups in the back of the freezer. In July I’ll find them and be very pleased then convinced I have dementia.

@CruisinSoozan

I accidentally bought the “Super Long & Extra Absorbent” maxi pads this month and I think that’s why I have dry mouth.

@CruisinSoozan

While I was out walking the dog, I noticed a neighbour waving at me through their living room window. How nice!
So I waved back rather enthusiastically.
She was washing her window.

@CruisinSoozan

I went from “easy peasy lemon squeezy” to “messy distressy lemon zesty” in ten years.

@CruisinSoozan

I just ate a piece of carrot cake the size of my head. I feel so healthy.