*creaking sounds upstairs*
Me: Alexa, what was that!?
Alexa: This home was built on land sacred to the indigenous people, now the spirit of the Wendigo is here to drag you to your death
Me: *purses lips* Next time, just say ghosts
Welcome to your 40s, sometimes you sleep so poorly you injure yourself
Out of Africa is my favorite movie about not having the continent you needed to finish your recipe
Who called it an internal dialogue, instead of an invoice?