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tony soprano is my role model because he’s always lightly sweating and yet still highly respected by his peers

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I want to know what ideas were so bad that “horny cows” made it on the billboard

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someone is getting married down the street from me and their wedding geofilter works at my house

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Does anyone know how to save your game on twitter I’ve been playing for 2 years straight my mom is pissed

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NOBODY MOVE THIS IS A ROBBERY! *other robber looks over at me* dude no you can move. We talked about this. Get the money

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Christian politicians hate science because they think it’s always talking about two Adams bonding

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all the sexy dinosaurs went extinct during the flirtatious period

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learn just enough tap dancing just to tap dance out of the room when you win an argument

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I like my women like I like my wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LION SLEEPS TONIIIIIIIIGHT