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@Cycloptomese : Friend: Dude, you just ran a stop sign. Me: No cop, no stop. Friend: Why'd you just run over that frog? Me: No cop, no hop! Friend: Oh my god! YOU JUST HIT A JANITOR! Me: NO COP, NO MOP!

@Cycloptomese: [First day as villain]

Me: [Emails a co worker and then calls them about it immediately]