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Page of D2_Barney_McG's best tweets

@D2_Barney_McG : "Half a dozen" because saying '6' is way too long... >_<

@D2_Barney_McG: I like my women like I like my coffee

Overpriced and bitter

@D2_Barney_McG: I doubt my inferiority complex is as good as everyone else's

@D2_Barney_McG: I thought twerking was tweeting at work

That's how out of the loop I am