Waiter: “Have you dined with us before?”
Waiter: “Oh! Well, (*proceeds to describe a normal restaurant*)”
A warlock cursed me to forever be standing in line behind people trying to remember the name of a movie, and I know exactly what movie it is
So much gross product placement in THE SHINING. It’s like, fine, I’ll buy an axe.
I’m a Lit major. I did my thesis on why my car is in the front yard and I’m sleeping with my clothes on.