@DONTJIMMYMEJULZ

Someone needs to invent an alarm clock that, if you hit snooze more than three times, will call in sick for you.

@DONTJIMMYMEJULZ

When speaking to children I always end every sentence with “…or else you’ll die. ” – I find this to be an excellent motivational tool.

@DONTJIMMYMEJULZ

My Masseuse just read ‘Cinderella’ to me ~ That’s the last time I ask for a happy ending.