Coworker: I didn’t know you dip.
Me: *Puting a pinch of shredded cheese in my lip like chewing tabacco* Ugh, no. What a disgusting habit.
Sliding into her DMs like: ‘Hi’ or ‘Hey’.
-Has that literally ever worked?
Sliding into her DMs like: ‘It’s all gravy, baby.’
-Well that’s new
-Implies you might have gravy. Ladies love gravy.