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Page of Dallani's best tweets

@Dallani : My high school girlfriend got "uses her kids as her facebook profile picture" fat.

@Dallani: Yes, 911?...
Yeah, this guy is wearing green-colored skinny jeans and he has a really hot girlfriend. So do I judge him...or her?

@Dallani: One time, I broke my iPhone
and for 2 days I had to tweet from my Macbook like a God-dammed homeless person

I don't like to talk about it