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@DammitLarry1 : My fitness instructer keeps asking if I squat.
No Gary..I rent. I'm not a hobo.
@DammitLarry1: The Fat Girl's Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse:
If you see me running & there's no ice cream truck in front of me..you should run too.
@DammitLarry1: When the ex asks to be friends... it's like your mum telling you that your dog is dead but you can keep it.