@DamonHunzeker: The best way to avoid awkward moments with homeless people is to ask them for money before they ask you.
@DamonHunzeker: Horses kill more people than sharks, which is weird -- I didn't even know horses could live underwater.
@DamonHunzeker: If you ever get attacked by a shark, don't forget to take a moment and appreciate the statistical improbability of it all.
@DamonHunzeker: "A Bunch of Stuff I Remembered and Then Compiled into a Narratively Cohesive Yet Inconsistently Compelling Tome: A Memoir"
@DamonHunzeker: Vader: "I am your father."
Luke: "I am your father."
Vader: "Stop copying me."
Luke: "Stop copying me."
Vader: "Shut up."
Luke: "Shut up."