@Dank_Pal: [Job Interview]
Sir, it says here you're part of a small group of criminals that primarily kills interviewersoohhhhmygod
@Dank_Pal: Ocean's Eleven? Ummmm I'm pretty sure it's a little older than that. Who is this idiot?
@Dank_Pal: Hi everyone, welcome to Motorboat Club. Let's get started on some sailing basics.
*Man in back row throws brochure on ground and storms out*
@Dank_Pal: ~Little Mermaid family meeting~
Ariel.... We found this hidden in your top drawer.
*places sea cucumber on table*
@Dank_Pal: They updated the Raggedy Ann doll to Swaggedy Ann. She comes with an iPhone, divorced parents, and 3 pairs of heelys