@DarkerWillow

Today I realized that I lead an extremely secretive life for someone that no one is actually paying attention to.

@DarkerWillow

Amazon Prime sounds like a great dating site for Super Fierce Cougars.

@DarkerWillow

You collect clowns AND porcelain dolls??

Are you sure you don’t want some help filling out your dating profile sir?

@DarkerWillow

My husband thinks it’s really weird I only like green bananas and I think it’s really weird I have a husband.

@DarkerWillow

So eBay takes 10% of your profits and Craig’s List is 100% free, but with the chance of being murdered…such a dilemma