@DavidAdt1

If you are fasting you can’t swallow that piece of food that’s been between your teeth for the past 17 hours.

@DavidAdt1

Them: What did you make for dinner?

Me: Arroz con pollo

Them: What’s that?

Me: Chicken and rice

Them: Why didn’t you just say that?

Me: 🤦‍♀️