@Dawn_M_: If you hold a warm baked potato it feels like you're holding someone's hand without having to touch anyone.
@Dawn_M_: If someone tries to be your friend, pick up their cat and play it like the bagpipes. Problem solved.
@Dawn_M_: You see some crazy stuff when you're out late at night smearing raccoon blood on your neighbours windows.
@Dawn_M_: Searching for your soulmate could take years. Making a slice of toast takes minutes.
@Dawn_M_: I bought and named a star after you.
If you look to the west on a clear night you will see Sociopath.