Sorry I looked completely surprised that your baby didn’t burst into flames when I chanted The Power Of Christ Compels You.
Some of you have had some fabulous public meltdowns this year.
From all of us, thank you x
It is completely unreasonable that family members are expecting me to remember things like what the names of their kids are.
I swear babe, I’m a virgin, it must be a miracle.
*Joseph rolls eyes
Show him you care by setting his house on fire so he will have to move in with you and never be lonely again.
Do you remember that creepy girl who stood behind you on a train 6 years ago and was smelling your hair?
Keep your friends close and your enemies tied to a train track.
I am a woman, hear my eyes roll.
They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky
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