The best way to run into that hot person you’ve been dying to talk to is to leave the house looking the worst you possibly can.
No thanks, cosmetics lady. I’m years past ‘bare & natural’. Save us both some time & show me the stuff you’d need to prep & refinish a wall.
Nothing says ‘I dont take you seriously’ like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him.
Both my ends are business ends.