@DeepDarkFear
Just saw a doctor eating an apple. My whole life is a lie.
@DeepDarkFear
@DeepDarkFear
BEARD PROGRESSION:
1. Clean shaven babyface.
2. Cool stubble.
3. Rugged.
4. Homeless man.
5. Psycho killer.
6. Religious nutjob.
7. Wizard.
@DeepDarkFear
“Does this leaf make me look fat?” – Eve.
@DeepDarkFear
If a group of lions is called a pride, then a group of humans should be called an embarrassment.
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“Hate it when I think of her and suddenly we’re teleported to a picturesque location, and have to dance to a random love song.” – Indians
@DeepDarkFear
Life is short. Beat it up and steal its lunch money.
@DeepDarkFear
Just saw a doctor eating an apple. My whole life is a lie.