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@DelilahSDawson : exec: So what do we think women want in fashion?
women: Pocke--
exec: Cold shoulder tops in pastels. Got it.
women: Pock--
exec: Clothes with pre-made holes in delicate fabrics.
women: Po--
exec: Cut-outs in flabby areas. Good.
women: POCKET--
exec: Shapes that require new bras!