I remember a friend asking me why I had a bottle of wine in my car, I said I got it for my wife…
He said good trade…
The lady in front of me wearing yoga pants keeps bending over to pick up quarters, hope she will for dimes too, as I’m out of quarters.
Piss off the DJ by dancing the Macarena to all his music.
She sent me a text saying she wearing something special for me…
but every time I ask her what, she says ~ Nothing.
While fixing my neighbors car I asked her for a screwdriver…
She asked if I had orange juice.
We’ve been dating since.
Why do they play this music on the elevators if we’re not suppose to slow dance:)
Six inches of snow predicted tonight:
Is that twitter 6″ | |
Subway 6″ | |
Real life 6″ | |
Or Dan 6″ | | Cheesecake
The term drinks like a fish is my family crest at an open bar:P