When I get home to find my wife naked in the tub, seductively asking me to “warm her up”, I dont waste a second..
to throw in a hairdryer
Whenever I’m feeling low, I grab a pen.. and I write something joyful and happy to lift my spirits.
Today I’m writing my bosses obituary.
OMG! My boss has choked on his sandwich and stopped breathing!! Should I call an ambulance?
Its been 16hrs.. I didn’t wanna make a fuss.