When I asked for some alone time, I didn’t mean when I was bringing in the groceries.
Me: I’ll be ready in 2 minutes!
7: YOU SAID THAT A THOUSAND TRILLION MILLION YEARS AGO!
Looks like neither of us really have a grip on time.
Me:*pulls out salad for lunch
Coworker: *pulls out 6 boxes of girl scout cookies & nods at me
Me: *tosses salad in fridge
CW: Let’s do this.
I saw my shadow this morning and it looks like I have six more weeks of dieting.
This morning I packed nothing but a kale salad for lunch and now 1pm me wants to punch 7am me in the face.
If Child A has 2 scoops of ice cream in his bowl, and child B has 1 3/4 scoops, how many days will Mom have to hear about it?
If it takes a village to raise a child, why are my neighbors sipping coffee peacefully on their front porch while I do all the work?
Accidentally drove to work w/the kids still in the car & they waited until I parked to cheer that they weren’t going to school.
I have been successfully sitting in chairs for over 40 years without falling off–a skill I apparently didn’t pass on to my boys.
Who knew 20yrs after Debate class I’d apply those skills to present arguments to 7yo on why pasta shapes don’t change the taste of pasta.