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@Donna_Gallers : Avoid the horror of watching your children’s nativity this year by using a condom approximately six years before you have to attend.

@Donna_Gallers: 1. Go to the vets
2. Tell them your fish is poorly
3. Put a fish finger on the examining table
4. Do a sad face