@DothTheDoth

Coffee is great because if you drink too much you realize there are tiny spiders under your skull weaving hair.

@DothTheDoth

If you know someone who effortlessly falls asleep every night, that is a demon. You’re friends with a demon.

@DothTheDoth

Practice self-care like Medusa, take care of your hair & turn everyone who has wronged you into stone.

@DothTheDoth

Practice self-care like a star, be lonely and distant & allow nothing to survive on your surface.

@DothTheDoth

Sure I have body issues, I can’t explode into a thousand bats.

@DothTheDoth

Practice self-care like Dracula: sleep all day, eat all night & outlive everyone who has ever loved you.

@DothTheDoth

In honor of the longest night of the year I will also be cold, distant &filled with darkness.

@DothTheDoth

Practice self-care like Medusa, take care of your hair & turn everyone who has wronged you into stone.

@DothTheDoth

Practice self-care like a star, be lonely and distant & allow nothing to survive on your surface.