@DothTheDoth Coffee is great because if you drink too much you realize there are tiny spiders under your skull weaving hair.
@DothTheDoth @DothTheDoth If you know someone who effortlessly falls asleep every night, that is a demon. You’re friends with a demon.
@DothTheDoth Practice self-care like Medusa, take care of your hair & turn everyone who has wronged you into stone.
@DothTheDoth Be the reason why you need two priests at your exorcism.
@DothTheDoth Practice self-care like a star, be lonely and distant & allow nothing to survive on your surface.
@DothTheDoth Sure I have body issues, I can’t explode into a thousand bats.
@DothTheDoth Practice self-care like Dracula: sleep all day, eat all night & outlive everyone who has ever loved you.
@DothTheDoth In honor of the longest night of the year I will also be cold, distant &filled with darkness.
@DothTheDoth Practice self-care like Medusa, take care of your hair & turn everyone who has wronged you into stone.
@DothTheDoth Practice self-care like a star, be lonely and distant & allow nothing to survive on your surface.