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Practice self-care like a mummy, wrap your body tightly with a blanket & curse anyone who tries to find you.

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Remember, you can disappear in an overgrown greenhouse whenever you want. You’re an adult.

@DothTheDoth

If someone asks what you are doing on Halloween, earnestly look at the sky & say “I will be reaching my final form.”

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Whenever I’m feeling stressed I like to take a deep breath & think about every mistake I have ever made.

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Marriage goals: I will die of mysterious causes & you will be the most feared widow in the village.

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As your goth husband I will adorn you with cursed artifacts then die mysteriously leaving you to be the most feared widow in the village.

@DothTheDoth

Coffee is great because if you drink too much you realize there are tiny spiders under your skull weaving hair.

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If you know someone who effortlessly falls asleep every night, that is a demon. You’re friends with a demon.