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@DothTheDoth : Practice self-care like a star, be lonely and distant & allow nothing to survive on your surface.

@DothTheDoth: Practice self-care like werewolves: carry deeply emotional secrets everywhere you go & once a month eat the hearts of all who have wronged you.

@DothTheDoth: Practice self-care like a lighthouse, let your problems crash all around you but avoid it by gazing mindlessly off into the distance.

@DothTheDoth: Practice self-care like bats, avoid daylight & hug yourself adoringly while you sleep.

@DothTheDoth: Remember, you can become haunted by a ghost whenever you want. You’re an adult.

@DothTheDoth: All I want, every day, is to find a derelict spaceship, develop abnormal symptoms & then tell no one.

@DothTheDoth: Death is often a good career move if you're a poet.

@DothTheDoth: Be the reason why your priest speaks in a dead language at your exorcism.

@DothTheDoth: Practice self-care like bats, avoid daylight & hug yourself adoringly while you sleep.

@DothTheDoth: Hydrate the goths. No government stands a chance against hydrated goths.