@DothTheDoth
Never let me in your house because I will do stuff like this
@DothTheDoth
@DothTheDoth
Practice self-care like a mummy, wrap your body tightly with a blanket & curse anyone who tries to find you.
@DothTheDoth
Remember, you can disappear in an overgrown greenhouse whenever you want. You’re an adult.
@DothTheDoth
If someone asks what you are doing on Halloween, earnestly look at the sky & say “I will be reaching my final form.”
@DothTheDoth
Whenever I’m feeling stressed I like to take a deep breath & think about every mistake I have ever made.
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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted
@DothTheDoth
Marriage goals: I will die of mysterious causes & you will be the most feared widow in the village.
@DothTheDoth
As your goth husband I will adorn you with cursed artifacts then die mysteriously leaving you to be the most feared widow in the village.
@DothTheDoth
Coffee is great because if you drink too much you realize there are tiny spiders under your skull weaving hair.
@DothTheDoth
If you know someone who effortlessly falls asleep every night, that is a demon. You’re friends with a demon.