@DothTheDoth

Remember, your toilet is just afraid of you as you are of it.

@DothTheDoth

The woman in the Superman underwear next to me does not quite understand how white pants work.

@DothTheDoth

To use Google efficiently, write like Tarzan. “good tacos boston”

@DothTheDoth

I know Taco Bell doesn’t have “I hate myself” sauce yet. But they should. They should.