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@DranoRaul : People I live with are hiding my shit. The two most effective hiding places to date:
1) out in the open
2) where I last left it
@DranoRaul: I learned two important lessons today. I can't remember the first lesson, but the second one is I have to start writing things down.
@DranoRaul: Never, ever ask a woman if she's pregnant unless you see an actual baby being born. Even then, act surprised.