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@DrawingShadows : Answer: Marijuana

Question: Why am I sitting here on the couch eating ice cream with a fork, watching Telemundo and wearing one sock?

@DrawingShadows: Did you ever think that one day you would be this addicted to reading and writing?

@DrawingShadows: I am going to make millions when I finally finish developing this iPhone app that tells you when the traffic light turns green.

@DrawingShadows: Going to a bar within walking distance of my house reduces the likelihood that I will wake up partially clothed behind a dumpster tomorrow.