Someone who blocked me on Twitter just added me on Instagram. If you can’t love me at my bad jokes, you don’t deserve me at my cat photos.
Just saw The Imitation Game & it was FILLED with historical inaccuracies about World War II. They don’t even mention Captain America at all.
I bet Egyptians were all like “Yo, nobody in history will ever worship and revere cats like we do” and then came the internet.
A woman on the subway this morning said “did you know the government is closed? Is it a holiday or something?” So really, we deserve this.
I think the only girl I know that hasn’t said “you’re like a brother to me” is my sister.