Opening a restaurant called ‘Life’ there’ll be no menu, the waiter will just punch you in the face on arrival then bring you something you don’t like.
I just put a bra on for the first time in a week and nearly dislocated my shoulder.
Bad grammar is awful, but bad spelling is worserer.
Him: Hi, my names Marc with a ‘C’
Always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.
I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my brother.