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@Dustinkcouch : If I had a million dollars for every time I looked at the negative side of things, I'd have way too many god damn taxes to pay.
@Dustinkcouch: When I was in 6th grade, I asked a girl out with a note and she wrote back "Maybe :)" so idk man I might have plans tonight.