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@DzNutz83 : Jesus, take the wheel. Carlos, you take the stereo & I'll take lookout.

@DzNutz83: Heard the local weatherman say, "high in the thirties" & now I know the title to my autobiography.

@DzNutz83: Your honor, if you watch the tape in reverse you can clearly see the officer planting the evidence in my vehicle.