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@EdgarAllanLo : My million dollar invention is a microwave that stops beeping when you yell, "I hear you!" from across the house.
@EdgarAllanLo: Pharaohs were buried with their arms crossed over their chests because ancient Egyptians believed they took a waterslide into the afterlife.
@EdgarAllanLo: Me: You can't honestly expect me to believe this house isn't haunted; I can see the ghost walls from here.
Realtor: Those are windows.
@EdgarAllanLo: [Wendy and the Burger King having sex]
King: You like this?
Wendy: I'm loving it!
*the Burger King stops*
King: What did you just say?
@EdgarAllanLo: I would really love to see how Michaelangelo managed to paint that ceiling with his nunchucks.