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Page of ElayneBoosler's best tweets

@ElayneBoosler : My parents were tough and raised us right. If we needed to pay bribes for me to go to an Ivy League college, they definitely would have made me work, save, and pay the bribes myself.

@ElayneBoosler: Wait. They gave out a Pulitzer Prize for criticism, and my mother didn't win it?

@ElayneBoosler: #WhenYouAdoptAPet you'll always be safe from cheese. #tailsofjoy

@ElayneBoosler: If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland.