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71-yr-old Jimmy Page is dating a 25-yr-old. The age difference may seem huge now, but it won’t be as big a deal when she’s 28 and he’s dead.

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Opening a Christian gym called ‘Jehovah’s Fitness’

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“So, is there a MRS. A-Z?” – Lady hitting on Jason Mraz

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No one shot Rick Ross – when you’re that big you’re BOUND to be hit by a random stray bullet now and then