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Page of EliBraden's best tweets

@EliBraden : 71-yr-old Jimmy Page is dating a 25-yr-old. The age difference may seem huge now, but it won't be as big a deal when she's 28 and he's dead.

@EliBraden: Opening a Christian gym called 'Jehovah's Fitness'

@EliBraden: "So, is there a MRS. A-Z?" - Lady hitting on Jason Mraz

@EliBraden: No one shot Rick Ross - when you're that big you're BOUND to be hit by a random stray bullet now and then