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@ElleOhHell : How about a horror gameshow called "The Price is Right Behind You"
@ElleOhHell: Haley: Hey how's it going
Hayleigh: I'm beighsicalleigh okeigh
@ElleOhHell: I saw a sign that said falling rocks so I tried and it doesn’t
@ElleOhHell: AMAZON: Your 11 year old niece has a birthday coming up and she loves horses
ALSO AMAZON: do you wanna buy like a sword or a manhole cover or something
@ElleOhHell: If Wonder Woman and Spider-Man go into business together, they should call it Amazon Web Services.
@ElleOhHell: I'll bet when Godzilla first came out, God was like "Damn, that name's way cooler."
@ElleOhHell: The first 600 years or so of heaven is just harp lessons
@ElleOhHell: A great way to make people nervous is to tell them where the bathroom is without their asking.
@ElleOhHell: He's GUILTY! KILL HIM! Inject poison DIRECTLY INTO HIS VEINS!
But first give him whatever he wants to eat; we're not savages.
@ElleOhHell: Are there a lot of abbreviations for Maine or is it just ME?