@ElleOhHell

How about a horror gameshow called “The Price is Right Behind You”

@ElleOhHell

Haley: Hey how’s it going
Hayleigh: I’m beighsicalleigh okeigh

@ElleOhHell

AMAZON: Your 11 year old niece has a birthday coming up and she loves horses

ALSO AMAZON: do you wanna buy like a sword or a manhole cover or something

@ElleOhHell

If Wonder Woman and Spider-Man go into business together, they should call it Amazon Web Services.

@ElleOhHell

I’ll bet when Godzilla first came out, God was like “Damn, that name’s way cooler.”

@ElleOhHell

The first 600 years or so of heaven is just harp lessons

@ElleOhHell

A great way to make people nervous is to tell them where the bathroom is without their asking.

@ElleOhHell

He’s GUILTY! KILL HIM! Inject poison DIRECTLY INTO HIS VEINS!
But first give him whatever he wants to eat; we’re not savages.

@ElleOhHell

Are there a lot of abbreviations for Maine or is it just ME?

@ElleOhHell

[Beauty and the Beast, Tinder Edition]
BELLE: *swipes left*

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