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Page of EricaLynnz's best tweets

@EricaLynnz : Brb taking my potted plant for a walk

"And that is tha sunshine, and this is another plant, you guys can't be friends he lives outside"

@EricaLynnz: Looking for a friend with benefits. Preferably dental.

@EricaLynnz: If you're driving a getaway car just remember the best way to lose the cops is to ship them via the post office