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@EricaLynnz : Brb taking my potted plant for a walk
"And that is tha sunshine, and this is another plant, you guys can't be friends he lives outside"
@EricaLynnz: Looking for a friend with benefits. Preferably dental.
@EricaLynnz: If you're driving a getaway car just remember the best way to lose the cops is to ship them via the post office